i’ve been rated
August 6, 2007
seems i’ve got both ends of the spectrum here. obviously you can’t please everyone.
my new bike
June 3, 2007
ludicrous hate crimes awards
December 28, 2006
top spot must go to the metropolitan police’s prosecution of two tube workers who were wrongly accused of biting the heads off black jelly babies in a ‘racially intimidating manner’. apparently it took two and a half years and £250000 to prosecute the two and the jury only 58 minutes to realise that the charges were fantastically stupid.
second prize to the central scotland police for their brilliant but sadly aborted prosecution of a man ‘revving his car in a racist manner’. third prize to thames valley police for arresting a man who suggested that a police horse might be ‘gay’ thus – according to the boys in blue – causing offence and distress to ‘both the police officer and his horse’.
prizes will be presented next month when someone is out twoccing your car or stabbing your son.
