i’ve been rated

August 6, 2007

seems i’ve got both ends of the spectrum here. obviously you can’t please everyone.

my new bike

June 3, 2007

ludicrous hate crimes awards

December 28, 2006

top spot must go to the metropolitan police’s prosecution of two tube workers who were wrongly accused of biting the heads off black jelly babies in a ‘racially intimidating manner’. apparently it took two and a half years and £250000 to prosecute the two and the jury only 58 minutes to realise that the charges were fantastically stupid.
second prize to the central scotland police for their brilliant but sadly aborted prosecution of a man ‘revving his car in a racist manner’. third prize to thames valley police for arresting a man who suggested that a police horse might be ‘gay’ thus – according to the boys in blue – causing offence and distress to ‘both the police officer and his horse’.
prizes will be presented next month when someone is out twoccing your car or stabbing your son.

my broken back fund

September 29, 2006

to help me try and raise money for a new bike you can donate via paypal here.

i really do appreciate all your kind thoughts. very many thanks.
you can read all about my spinal injuries here, here and here.

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